Carefree Days. Wild Nights.
~I once knew a dude named Vito. He worked for Carnival Cruise Lines. He was an Italian Officer, a big shot, a womanizer, a smooth cat… And a rat. Do you remember the film, “Officer and the...
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~~~~50 Shades of Grey (daddy, skip this part, please) If you haven’t heard about ‘50 Shades of Grey’ yet, I assume you’ve been on vacation in some faraway land, like, Timbuckfuckingtoo. Everybody...
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—- An imitation universe without land or boundaries. This is life on a cruise ship—Kim Sisto Robinson –Once upon a time there was a little girl who decided she wanted to work on the Love Boats....
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—Sometimes, not always, I appreciate the act of multi-tasking. For example, I find eating dark chocolate and reading a kick ass book simultaneously quite exuberating. A piece of Dove chocolate for...
View ArticleI Was A Casino Girl
—Once upon a time, I worked as a black jack dealer for Carnival Cruise Lines. It was during the insanely wild, craaaaazy, big- haired, aqua-netted, charcoal eyed, Purple Rain, Like a Virgin days, and I...
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